In 1955, the New York State Labor Department ruled...
mentalflossr: Well not *on* van Dyck, but otherwise…
faysbook: “Back in my Press Gang days my defence was always this: sex will always be an exciting mystery to children, they’ll always want to to know about it. And they’ll learn about it, inevitably, from scary porn and all those barmy urban myths that circulate playgrounds. As a counter to that, shouldn’t responisble kids telly at least try to right the balance? Shouldn’t there be someone out...
go to my ask and ask that one thing you've always...
Something that confuses you, that you’re curious about, that’s in the grey area just depending on my posts, ect.
arcadiaego started following you
wikkibird: This is the nicest (and in fact only) reaction I have ever got to my starting following someone!
Go on,” she whispered. “Oh please go on, whatever they do. I...– Tender is the Night
So *that’s* how you get Tumblr followers…
aren't you curious about strangers? i always am
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed.
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? No.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Sheets tucked in and a duvet.
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before? No.
5: Do you like to use post-it notes? Yes.
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? No.
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? Bear.
8: Do you have freckles? Yes, lots.
9: Do you always smile for pictures? Sort of but I'm not very good at it.
10: What is your biggest pet peeve? Arriva Bus and their continuing mission to ruin my life.
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk? No.
12: Have you ever peed in the woods? No.
13: What about pooped? No.
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? No.
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils? Not any more.
16: How many people have you slept with this week? None of your business.
17: What size is your bed? Single. So that sort of sorts out the previous question.
18: What is your Song of the week? Video Games by Lana Del Ray because I am a HIPSTER TWAT.
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Of course.
20: Do you still watch cartoons? Not really.
21: Whats your least favorite movie? Garden State.
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? You're not fooling me with that one.
23: What do you drink with dinner? Juice
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Don't eat them.
25: What is your favorite food? Don't really have one.
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Interview with the Vampire.
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you? Jenna.
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout? I was a girl guide. The troop was run by a pair of those adults who think that bullying children is fun and didn't realise I have been seeing through that shit since I started school. It did not end well.
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? Sure, if someone wanted to see it!
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? To Bethany in Korea.
31: Can you change the oil on a car? No.
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Can't drive, won't drive.
33: Ever ran out of gas? See above.
34: Favorite kind of sandwich? Not bothered.
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast? Shreddies!
36: What is your usual bedtime? Around 12 weeknights and Sundays, 2am Saturdays.
37: Are you lazy? No.
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? Mum didn't let me celebrate Halloween. Oh, my deprived childhood etc.
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign? The rat, apparently. That's nice, I like rats.
40: How many languages can you speak? One, with occasional inventive swearwords that no one else has used since the civil war.
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions? Vanity Fair.
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs? Don't know what Lincoln Logs are.
43: Are you stubborn? Yes.
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman? I don't care for either.
45: Ever watch soap operas? Neighbours, Eastenders and Corrie.
46: Are you afraid of heights? Yes but only if the drop is behind me.
47: Do you sing in the car? Hardly ever go in a car.
48: Do you sing in the shower? No.
49: Do you dance in the car? No.
50: Ever used a gun? No.
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? 200...9?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy? Depends on the musical.
53: Is Christmas stressful? No.
54: Ever eat a pierogi? No.
55: Favorite type of fruit pie? Apple.
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Didn't know then, don't know now.
57: Do you believe in ghosts? Not sure.
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yes.
59: Take a vitamin daily? No.
60: Wear slippers? No.
61: Wear a bath robe? Yes.
62: What do you wear to bed? Nothing. Ooer.
63: First concert? Fairport Convention.
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? British.
66: Cheetos Or Fritos? British.
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Peanuts.
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? Are you a member?
69: Ever take dance lessons? Yes.
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? No.
71: Can you curl your tongue? Yes.
72: Ever won a spelling bee? No.
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Not sure. Don't think so. Maybe at a movie.
74: Own any record albums? Yes.
75: Own a record player? Yes.
76: Regularly burn incense? No.
77: Ever been in love? Yes.
79: What was the last concert you saw? Fairport Convention.
80: Hot tea or cold tea? Neither.
81: Tea or coffee? Neither.
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles? I have no idea what you are talking about.
83: Can you swim well? No.
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yes.
85: Are you patient? No.
86: DJ or band, at a wedding? Band.
87: Ever won a contest? Yes.
88: Ever have plastic surgery? No.
89: Which are better black or green olives? Green.
90: Can you knit or crochet? No.
91: Best room for a fireplace? Living room.
92: Do you want to get married? No.
93: If married, how long have you been married? n/a
94: Who was your HS crush? Lots of people.
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? No.
96: Do you have kids? No.
97: Do you want kids? No.
98: Whats your favorite color? Green.
99: Do you miss anyone right now? No.
faysbook: “In Rome a vagina is una fica, a term deriving from the fig, a great thing, a delightful gift, a ribboned fruit. Among young Romans, the expression fica is a way to convey something extraordinarily good, akin to “cool.” They even make it into a superlative—fichissimo, meaning that something is the “cuntest” and very good indeed. Una fica is not only a sexually attractive woman, it is...