aborted-timeline:

Myeuh-muh?

I love this because I am seemingly physically incapable of saying this word. I *know* how you say it, it just comes out wrong every time.

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glowstick-ofdestiny:

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I know I post this about every other month but Loki’s little foot just kills me.

thesanityclause:

BROTHER WHILE I KNOW YOUR INTENTIONS HONORABLE AND YOUR CUNNING ASSISTANCE IS MOST WELCOME

I CANNOT HELP BUT FEEL THAT YOU PERHAPS PLAN TO MAKE ME THE FOOL IN YOUR SCHEME TO RETRIEVE MJOLNIR

LOKI THIS GARB IS MOST UNBECOMING A WARRIOR OF ASGARD

Loki should be in a dress too, technically.

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crisontumblr:

Neil Gaiman: Challenger to Tom Hiddleston’s Loki Fanboy crown.

Vikings are harsh man.

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ianisourqueen:

“I told you I would tell you my names. This is what they call me. I’m called Glad-of-War, Grim, Raider, and Third. I am One-Eyed. I am called Highest, and True-Guesser. I am Grimnir, and I am the Hooded One. I am All-Father, and I am Gondlir Wand-Bearer. I have as many names as there are winds, as many titles as there are ways to die. My ravens are Huginn and Muninn, Thought and Memory; my wolves are Freki and Geri; my horse is the gallows.”

Neil Gaiman, American Gods

(via llanval)

javik:

I was reminded of this when I blogged the ~historical~ Loki, and had to go hunt it down.

HOW AMAZING IS THIS? (*&%(&*^. It’s the most fantastic amalgam of movieverse Loki and mythological Loki, I can’t even. I love this fanart so so so much. You know, this is actually about how I imagined the version of Loki in American Gods, derp.

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(Source: diagrammatica, via earlgreyandcoffee)

shredsandpatches:

In which J.R.R. Tolkien lays the smackdown on the Nazis.

There’s a later one, too, where he complains about how thanks to “that ruddy little ignoramus” Hitler people give you the side-eye if you like Nordic mythology…

Urrrg white supremacist Heathens. Bad times.

(Source: lettersofnote)

That’s what she said.

(Source: unspokenwordsofmisery, via thedeerandtheoak)

thedeerandtheoak:

Eikþyrnir (Old Norse “oak-thorny”  ) is a stag which stands upon Valhalla.

Eikþyrnir heitir hiörtr, (Eikthyrnir the hart is called,)
er stendr á höllo Heriaföðrs (that stands o’er Odin’s hall,)
ok bítr af Læraðs limom; (and bits from Lærad’s branches;)
en af hans hornom (from his horns fall)
drýpr i Hvergelmi, (drops into Hvergelmir,)
þaðan eigo vötn öll vega (whence all waters rise)

- Grímnismál

goldenhelikaon:

You are aware that the Loki of Norse Mythology is not the same as the Loki from Marvel Comics and Movies, yes?

Not reblogging the original argument because dear god I don’t have the time or energy to go through this shit again but NO I HAD ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA. :-P

I need new tags. It was this or ‘batshit Vikings’.

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You guys all know I collect boxes, right?

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thedeerandtheoak:

My hand-forged Mjölnir pendant

This is like mine. Except that I broke the cord and now it’s leather which I don’t think even I can break in less than a year…